- 15 year old brother: -walks in my room in his boxers and tells me something stupid then goes to leave when i notice a HUGE hole on the back of his undies-
- me: JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH. WHAT HAPPENED
- him: Oh. dad pissed me off so I went to cut the butthole out of all of his underwear
- me: SO ARE THOSE NOT YOURS?
- him: No they are. I just accidently did most of mine too.